Is that a spider?
Why, yes it is dear. You’ll have to get that, I can’t reach.
Well I have to clean out the gutters. Don’t you hear the water flowing? It’s clogged.
That’s nice dear. About that spider…
I’ve also got to check on the brisket. So you’ll have to get this one.
I had that silverfish the other day. On my arm. And I didn’t even screech. Not even a little.
I do all the outside stuff. You do the inside stuff.
At this point I suppose we should name him then. He’ll fall down and hang with you tonight.
Fine. You have to get something to kill him with then.